http://www.jaspermorello.com/gazette Gothia's Leading Newspaper Sun, 19 Nov 2006 21:51:29 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en The DVD of Jasper Morello, including a making of featurette and other award winning films of director Anthony Lucas is now available for you to own. Go here to order >> Only available to Australian, New Zealand & Associated Islands residents http://www.jaspermorello.com/gazette/?p=39 The Lower Court of Gothia Central was witness to the acquittal of well known antiquities Auctioneer Ms Patricia Sledgewick today on charges brought before the court in relation to an alleged case of ‘forced taxidermy’. Mr. Queig Queig Razzatazz-Ong of the Island of Pig-Ox tribe brought the charges against ... http://www.jaspermorello.com/gazette/?p=33 A Horizonalists demonstration has ended in tragedy when protestors strapped themselves to the wheels of a service cable trolley. All fifteen protestors were maimed in the incident. It was clear to the horrified on-lookers that the devout group were undoubtedly aware of the predicament and knowingly had their ... http://www.jaspermorello.com/gazette/?p=34 A young couple, seen kissing indiscreetly in the Gothic airways, have unfortunately been killed when their aero-locopedes struck an aero-lorry of Gasparilla, the Aeronaut’s favourite drink. http://www.jaspermorello.com/gazette/?p=35 An altercation broke out at the rally for the Rights of Women, held today in the Outer Gothia Levels. Some sleeves were torn and a petticoat was ripped in an inopportune use of an iron umbrella. In its fiftieth year of agitating for Women’s Right to Vote, a ... http://www.jaspermorello.com/gazette/?p=36 The ‘overworked ladies’ at Squalington’s Club for Gentlemen have returned to work following a shocking incident with a candlestick holder. The strike reportedly began when two of the girls were beaten to death by Mr. Bill Pike, the well known owner and founder of Squalingtons. The incident was caused ... http://www.jaspermorello.com/gazette/?p=37 Following the hype of Oscar week, THE MYSTERIOUS GEOGRAPHIC ADVENTURES OF JASPER MORELLO will be screening on SBS on Friday the 10th of March at 8.00pm. The DVD of Jasper Morello, including a making of featurette and other award winning films of director Anthony Lucas will be in stores March ... http://www.jaspermorello.com/gazette/?p=32 Dear Editor, I read today of the heart-rending events at the Cudgel Institute. As a graduate of Mr Cudgel’s establishment, I know how much these unfortunate deaths will grieve him. I myself have witnessed this distinguished man shedding copious tears when one of his experimental disciplinarian techniques resulted in the exsanguination ... http://www.jaspermorello.com/gazette/?p=31 Mounting criticism of the Academy’ handling of the Plague epidemic, has led to the commisioning of numerous experimental procedures in the study of altitude. The Royal Academy of Aerobiology has commissioned Dr Claude Belgon to conduct experiments enroute to Lawrencia over the coming months, in conjunction with the Aerial Board ... http://www.jaspermorello.com/gazette/?p=30 Two people were electrocuted today by the alleged overuse of the Galvonic Co.’s Electric Health Belt. The victims, Mrs. Marigold Klump and Lady Desmonda Clegg are recovering in a private hospice outside of Gothia. Denying any responsibility whatsoever, the Company have professed the cause of the problem to be ... http://www.jaspermorello.com/gazette/?p=29