Archive for September, 1276

Corruption of the Aristocracy revealed!

Friday, September 16th, 1276

“The Society for the Diffusion of Useful Knowledge” has been found wanting in the area of honesty and reliability, according to the Riveters Guild Foreman, Mr Harry Boyle. Lord F________ of the Society Steering Committee was unavailable to comment on Mr Boyle’s statement, but a note was passed by videograph pronouncing that the “Society does […]

Terror & Robbery!

Friday, September 16th, 1276

The lookout station at Smith’s Folly has been terrorized and robbed by a flying marsupial of Unknown origin. Creature said to be “human like, but with wings”, said Miss Primrose T. Fell, who was sightseeing at the time of the incident, with her personal Thaumatologist, Proctor Mordecai Volvia.

Accident Hunting

Thursday, September 8th, 1276

Those esteemed adventurers, Lady Hymount-Smyth and Lord Hymount-Smyth pronounced dead during the Hunt at Castle Montague Heath. “Dashed shame to be eaten by Fox-Frog” said eyewitness, stable hand, Arthur Dits. Mounts, Uber-hounds and hunting staff were all lost or mostly eaten, in this surprising turn of events.

Plague Fears Reach Alarming Numbers In Poor

Thursday, September 8th, 1276

The sickness or so-called ‘Magnetic Plague’ has reached epidemic proportions in the Lower Gothia Levels. Doctor Cadarver of the Gothia Central Hospice has announced that “The Board of Gothia must step into the fray and develop a vaccine. All our efforts are ineffectual - we cannot continue merely drugging and […]