Archive for April, 1277

Love Dies in Air

Sunday, April 30th, 1277

A young couple, seen kissing indiscreetly in the Gothic airways, have unfortunately been killed when their aero-locopedes struck an aero-lorry of Gasparilla, the Aeronaut’s favourite drink.

Squabbling for Votes

Thursday, April 27th, 1277

An altercation broke out at the rally for the Rights of Women, held today in the Outer Gothia Levels. Some sleeves were torn and a petticoat was ripped in an inopportune use of an iron umbrella. In its fiftieth year of agitating for Women’s Right to Vote, a loosely aligned coalition of Women’s […]

Brothel Strike Resolved

Tuesday, April 25th, 1277

The ‘overworked ladies’ at Squalington’s Club for Gentlemen have returned to work following a shocking incident with a candlestick holder. The strike reportedly began when two of the girls were beaten to death by Mr. Bill Pike, the well known owner and founder of Squalingtons. The incident was caused by one of the lady’s […]