The Lower Court of Gothia Central was witness to the acquittal of well known antiquities Auctioneer Ms Patricia Sledgewick today on charges brought before the court in relation to an alleged case of ‘forced taxidermy’. Mr. Queig Queig Razzatazz-Ong of the Island of Pig-Ox tribe brought the charges against Sledgewicks claiming that his wife was stolen, killed then stuffed for the famous Auction House. Allegedly put on display at last month’s marvelous taxidermy display as the Virgin of the Pig-Ox Tribe, the exhibit was reportedly sold to an anonymous bidder for close to four thousand Gothian Goldigs.

Apart from the sale of Mrs. Quig Quig Razzatazz, other taxidermy sales in the collection were “slow”, said Morton Fliver, Junior Auctioneer at Sledgewicks.