A Horizonalists demonstration has ended in tragedy when protestors strapped themselves to the wheels of a service cable trolley. All fifteen protestors were maimed in the incident. It was clear to the horrified on-lookers that the devout group were undoubtedly aware of the predicament and knowingly had their limbs severed in an act of defiance against the “constant timetable changes in all aerial conveyances”. The Horizonalist’s extreme desire for more reliable Cable Trolley Timetables has been taken under consideration by the Aerial Board.