The ‘overworked ladies’ at Squalington’s Club for Gentlemen have returned to work following a shocking incident with a candlestick holder. The strike reportedly began when two of the girls were beaten to death by Mr. Bill Pike, the well known owner and founder of Squalingtons. The incident was caused by one of the lady’s request to have her leg irons removed.

As is widely known, Mr. Pike will be in-eligible for prosecution under the current Brothel Owner Law. Under the controversial law the deceased workers and any dependants, are fully responsible for the incident and loss of productivity.

A spokesman for Mr. Pike has said that the Candlestick weapon was “proudly mounted in the foyer” of Squalingtons as a timely reminder to all those union minded empoyees intending to talk about “whores rights”.